December 2009
28 posts
Ok, I realized my last joke used a bit too much potty humor. This video should be better.
The Night Before Christmas - The Untold Story →
It’s like no, bitch, I can’t fucking take care of you, I got Valentine’s Day...
– David Bowen (via austinriopel)
What can you do for me? You can find me a girl who’s not too hard on the eyes,...
– David Bowen (via austinriopel)
You know what? I have access to these things, and you know what they are? These...
– David Bowen (via austinriopel)
I need my hope… But hops, fuck hops. The hell with hops. Hops is not necessary
– David Bowen (via austinriopel)
God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant, to make men brave, and women loose.
– Ian McLean
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A woman wakes up and tells her husband of about her dream. ‘I was at an...
– Ian McLean
Structured Procrastination →
I discovered this while finding things to do so I wouldn’t write a final paper too far ahead of time. This guy is a genius.
Benefits of a JMU Education →
Part One: Constructive Things to do with Snow
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Groom Tweets at the Altar →
in this day and age, i don’t know whether to applaud him or smack him over the head with 2x4. (i’d tweet about it though)