June 2011
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October 2010
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“the young die hardest and live hardest and understand nothing. but they are the...”
– Charles Bukowski, Portions from a Wine-Stained Notebook
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
3 posts
Hank: “I am the greatest horseplayer that has ever lived.”
Jane: “Horeshit!”
Hank: “No, horseplayer.”
-Factotum, Charles Bukowski
The DEA's Top Ten "Facts" on Legalization →
God is good.
March 2010
5 posts
“laughter through the flame.”
– Charles Bukowski
Go. Be enthralled. →
one forty plus.: Depends on Who You Ask. →
I’m not sure if it’s a function of advancing age or just the times we’re living in, but it’s almost impossible for me to find complete external validation in any one thought, desire, instinct or vision anymore.
Who do you want to be exactly like? Is there anybody in this world who’s laid down a…
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Ok folks, so I’m finishing up my first...
“now, the female with the dirty kitchen is another matter - from the male...”
– Charles Bukowski, excerpt from “Too Sensitive”
February 2010
14 posts
“often, the state of the kitchen is the state of the mind, confused and unsure...”
– Charles Bukowski, excerpt from “Too Sensitive”
“show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually dirty kitchen, and 5 times...”
– Charles Bukowski, 6-27-67, over 19th bottle of beer.
“show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times...”
– Charles Bukowski, 6-27-67, over 20th bottle of beer.
Happy Birthday to the "Man in Black" - Johnny Cash
“Well, you wonder why I always dress in black Why you never see bright colors on my back And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone Well, there’s a reason for the things that I have on. I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down Livin’ in the hopeless, hungry side of town I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime But is there because he’s...
Best Way to Die
2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a heart attack and died. It is believed that the heart attack was the result of Tuganov ingesting an entire bottle of Viagra just after accepting the bet.
“There hasn’t been a starving man yet who ever asked a cop for a dime.”
– Charles Bukowski
For my fellow Star Wars fans. →
January 2010
21 posts
dontstandnexttothesun.org →
How to keep an idiot busy →
Finally →
VA Citizens- Contact Your Local Rep. to Pass... →
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Bangs' Wikipedia →
Follow up to the video. You’ll want to read this.
WatchThis is just great. skip to :40. That man has his priorities straight, that’s for sure.
twashbags:
For the racism, just skip to the 40 second mark. It is worth it.
But really, who was like, “Yeah, that’s a really good point.” I don’t want to ruin the surprise. Just watch.
“you can’t just sit there like a vegetable and let people cum on you”
– clelia sheppard
“tell me everything I’m a detective”
– Kaitlin Iseman
“you look like you have downs syndrome.”
– Clelia sheppard
“If I say any bad words pretend I’m a lemur… because if I’m a...”
– Clelia Sheppard
Percussion Instruments of the Day
spoon
large fork
crappy guitar
boiling pot
frying pan
stomps
claps
sticks
pepper grinder
December 2009
28 posts
WatchOk, I realized my last joke used a bit too much potty humor. This video should be better.
